It’s a funny thing the less people have to live for the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all.
I had a very funny family.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
I think if they put a laugh track on ‘Intervention’ it would be funny.
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean really. I mean not that the ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ is like really funny.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren’t there.
I never said most of the things I said.
I don’t mean to be funny.